You know the type. Buy them a gift and they always find a problem with it. These people are known as 'ungrateful bastards' and they are a pain in the ass to shop for. Well, have I got the perfect gift for the ungrateful bastards in your life! Measles vaccinations for kids!
Picture it, a gift exchange, this holiday season. You hand that ungrateful bastard a card that says the following...
According to the Red Cross, measles still kills an estimated 380 people each day worldwide, mostly children. In your honor, a donation has been made to Red Cross to provide 25 children the measles vaccine.
There is simply NO WAY an ungrateful bastard can complain about this gift without sounding like a complete and total monster. Perfect!
Don't delay, get the perfect gift for that ungrateful bastard today!
Click here: Thirty-seven Red Cross #vaxdrive
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This post appeared last year at the JAYFK